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This is included as a one off for clan Bear. It wins most humourous warcry post award in the first year and a half of play.

We thank Clan Bear...

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* C A R E E R O P P O R T U N I T Y ! *
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* --- NOW HIRING --- *
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CLAN BEAR, an up-and-coming Clan in Tartarus, is now hiring young and promising titans. Expansion, a few losses, and some promotions have left several key positions open.

The Bear Clan is a proud warrior Clan, which has been through a few wars. We are a professional Clan with well-defined short- and long-term goals. We take pride in employing only the best titans, and treating both our allies and enemies respectfully.

If this sounds like the Clan for you, and we have an opening for which you think you qualify, we would be happy to hear from you.

***** OPENINGS *****

MOUNTAIN-RUSHER:
If you are a young and vigourous titan with an appetite for life, this could be the job for you. The job involves rushing mountains held by enemy titans. Some mountain climbing skill is required to qualify for this position. The job is high risk high pay, with excellent opportunities for travelling abroad, and taking in breathtaking views upon completion of assignments. Mark application 'cannon-fodder'.

SENTINEL:
If you like living on the edge, but still be in a position where you are in control of the situation, this is the job for you. The job is to stand around, and watch for enemies approaching the Clan's borders. Though the job offers little chance of promotions, it is mostly easy money. Note that the hours are long.

DECOY:
If you are the kind of titan that is willing to make a sacrifice for the greater good of the Clan, look no further. All you have to do is move around a little where you are told to, without giving away the placement of your co-workers. The job can be somewhat stressfull, but does not require much in the way of skills and abilities.

*** SPECIAL * CLAN * OPENINGS ***

VASSAL:
If you have your very own Clan, and are interested in working towards the same goals as the Bear Clan, this is your great chance. The job is to carry out assign- ments given to you by the Council of Bears. In addition to granting the standard employee benefits (see below) to EVERY TITAN in your ENTIRE CLAN, the Bear Council may decide to reward you by helping you protect your interests.

ALLY!:
If you think you are worthy of the great honour of joining with us as a full ally, this is a unique opportunity. Send a detailed description of you Clan and its relations with other Clans in Tartarus to the Council of Bears.


***** EMPLOYEE BENEFITS *****
Paid leave: All full-time titans will have 5 weeks of paid leave (after the first year of service). We also offer free vacations to our holiday resorts on Bear Mountain and in the Sacred Valley, a lovely valley with lush green forests and surrounded by clear blue lakes.

Health benefits: Titans that manage to avoid getting shot will have the benefit of being in better health than those that are less fortunate.

Retirement benefits: After a full tour of duty, titans of older make will have the options of early retirement. The Bear Council reserves the right to retire any titan at any given time.

Life insurance: Unfortunately we do not offer any life insurance to our titans.

Other benefits: We offer education help for younger titans that are willing to undertake assignments pitching them against equally aged or older enemy titans. Sign up for our free education programs "Trial by fire", "How to topple older titans" and "How to Beat the Odds".